I'm chocolate addicted!

I wouldn't pass Hermann Rorschach's test.

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!

Lucy Van Pelt in Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz

And above all... Think Chocolate!

Betty Crocker

Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing

Milton Snavely Hershey

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food.
Michael Levine

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.
Catherine Aitken

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Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.

I am a serious chocoholic. For the serious chocoholic, chocolate is better than sex. If you believe that, you really need to meet that special someone who can change your mind. If you have met that special someone and still believe that, I really need to know where you get your chocolate!!!

I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.

I don't understand why so many "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is avegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, 'nuff said.

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?

Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.

There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.

There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now.

Seen recently on a tee shirt ~ EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.

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Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power. it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.

Baron Justus von Liebig

Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.

Lora Brody

Giving chocolate to others is an intimate form of communication, a sharing of deep, dark secrets

Milton Zelma

I never met a chocolate I didn't like.

Deanna Troi in Star Trek: The Next Generation

It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man.

Miranda Ingram

Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get.

Forrest Gump in the movie "Forrest Gump"

Make a list of important things to do today. At the top of your list, put "eat chocolate." Now, you'll get at least one thing done today.

Gina Hades

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.

John Q. Tullius

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.

Judith Viorst

The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!

Terry Moore

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE.

Linda Grayson

These 2 are my absolute fav!

Goplana Milk chocolate in violet wrapper. Delicate, subtelle, and rich!

Terravita Pytania (Questions) Milk chocolate in carton - OMG!

Hey guys can I work in Your factory?